Victoria

I currently travel with my girlfriend and, if possible, our two brave pups and one-eyed cat. Every day is an adventure.

Random Interesting Facts
  • Can pack a trunk like the greatest Jenga player in the universe
  • 5′ 3/4″ tall (only shorties count in quarters)
  • Has lived for years and years and years in many different tents on many different continents
  • Speaks rusty Pashto
  • Loses every time at Bananagrams
  • Fought in two different war zones
  • Knows a lot about the solar industry
  • Chased off a would-be attacker at 15 years old with a police baton
  • Favorite food is my Dad’s biscuits & gravy
  • Received an honorable discharge from the U.S. Army after 9 years of service
  • Read “Gone With the Wind” in one sitting
  • Ran through a poppy field wearing 70 lbs. of gear
  • Sticky things make me ill.

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